![]() But nothing is better than that magical day when puppies randomly show up at our dorms. Massages, free yoga, Fight Club anything to get minds of work for a while. Wait for “Relieve Stress with Puppies” Day: Everyone loves a good buster of stress. Pour some kitty litter out for your feline homies. Bookstore on Broadway no longer has a cat. Go to Bookstores with Cats: As Olivia Loving lovingly (HA PUNS) reported, certain independent bookstores have cats. All you have to do is walk into a pet store, pretend to be an adult with a disposable income for like twenty minutes, and play with some animals. You have more important things to do, like buying sweaters and finding a cuddle-worthy boyfriend or lamenting to the Interwebz how old you’re feeling at twenty-something. Go to a Pet Store: Okay, so you’re not feeling so charitable today. This may be the only time you’re using your fake ID for good. However, you do need to be twenty-one to volunteer or be accompanied by your parent/guardian. There’s no orientation, just show up and siphon all that longing you have for your beagle-retriever mix Champ to a good cause. This isn’t your mom’s animal shelter volunteering: all you do is walk dogs and brush cats. Volunteer at BARC : The Brooklyn Animal Resource Coalition is a no-kill animal shelter run in Williamsburg, and they’re always looking for new volunteers. She has nice friends who don’t violate fire code. If she breaks one rule, who is to say that she won’t disregard every other ResLife rule? What if your mother knew you were traipsing around New York City with ruffians who have illegal hotplates? Why can’t you be like your younger sister. Although it is temping to be friends with any student who has a cat, be wary. Everyone in the hall knows who that person is I mean, she dressed it up as NyanCat for Halloween. Make Friends with Someone Who Has a Fuzzy Pet: There are some rebels out there who thumb their noses at the Residential Life rules and have an extra fuzzy roommate anyway. Protip: if someone asks you, “Which one’s yours?” point in a general direction of some dog and mumble about Scrappy Doo. Just try not to look too outwardly sad and alone, and let the excited pups scamper up to you and lick your hand like a steak-flavored ice pop. Luckily, it is not a requirement for you to have a dog to enter one of these havens of dog activity. Therefore, some of NYC’s public parks contain a dog run, such as NYU-centric Washington Square Park and Union Square. Here’s a handy list of places to play with animals in NYC:Ĭreep at a Dog Park: Dog owners need somewhere to let their canine companions run free. Luckily, our great city can supply us with a fix of furry goodness. One percent of the population should not control forty-two percent of the puppies. NYU has many problems: a supposed lack of community, a hunger for all the land in Lower Manhattan, an unhealthy interest in twins whose names rhyme with Schmylan and Schmole Schmrouse.īut the most vexing affliction of our university is the lack of kittens and puppies provided for us to play with.
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